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Spare The Rod

by The Dilrods

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1.
Love Sick 02:02
I’ve got pus in my head I’ve got pus in my bed I’ve got pus in my mouth I’m not allowed inside the house I’ve got fever, I’ve got sweats I’ve got rash all around my neck Let me, let me kiss your mouth As I wear your mother’s blouse Infect me, Infect me Make me bleed Make me cry Inject your seed Infect me, Infect me Make me bleed Make me cry Inject your seed I’ve got cuts I like to hide Ulcerated from inside Head buzzing with internal flies Hold me down and tell me lies Infect me, Infect me Make me bleed Make me cry Inject your seed Infect me, Infect me Make me bleed Make me cry Inject your seed Can’t you see the sagging rot Glue factory filly with a broken trot Wallpaper splattered with insides In the corner where I like to hide Infect me, Infect me Make me bleed Make me cry Inject your seed Infect me, Infect me Make me bleed Make me cry Inject your seed Infect me, Infect me Make me bleed Make me cry Inject your seed Infect me, Infect me Make me bleed Make me cry Inject your seed
2.
He'll grab a forty and take a swig Stompin mother fuckers like Glenn Danzig There’s no way he’s gonna let it slide Angry little man won’t take no crap Prepare to hear the sound of a loud glove slap You better stay on his good side Won’t be the butt of no jokes Angry man Running circles all around the bigger folks Angry man When you see him on the street, you better bow down at his feet Or his angry little wrath you’ll meet Been pissed his whole goddamn life Even got a little pissed off wife Somehow they seem to get along Angry little man ain’t got no class Stick his size 6 sneaker up your big fat ass He’s so right he can’t be wrong Won’t be the butt of no jokes Angry man Running circles all around the bigger folks Angry man When you see him on the street, you better bow down at his feet Or his angry little wrath you’ll meet Or his angry little wrath you’ll meet
3.
Validate Me 01:39
I need you to validate me I need you to validate me I need you to validate me I need you to validate me Like me Subscribe me Can’t you see I need you to validate me Like me Subscribe me Can’t you see I need you to validate me Come on Share it My squad VSCO Like me Subscribe me Can’t you see I need you to validate me Like me Subscribe me Can’t you see I need you to validate me I’m not real What’s the appeal I’m not real Can you feel I’m not real What’s the appeal I’m not real Can you feel Can you feel Cause I need you to validate me I need you to validate me I need you to validate me I need you to validate me Like me Subscribe me Can’t you see I need you to validate me Like me Subscribe me Can’t you see I need you to validate me Validate me
4.
Rec Specs 01:35
I got rec specs so my eyes can see as I jam around with maximum agility Looking to my left, peering to my right even upside down my shit stays on tight Rec Stands for recreational, not to mention that I look sensational Spectacles is what the last part means A spectacle when I get extreme Maximum protection when I'm rolling in my car Decked out like Kareem Abdul Jabar People often wonder how does he dare? Walk around town in such high tech eye wear... Some mother fucker tried to give me some flack Slapped em off my face but they just snapped right back High tech specs meet my daily demands I’ve even got some bad ass matching wrist bands Rec Stands for recreational, not to mention that I look sensational Spectacles is what the last part means A spectacle when I get extreme
5.
Abuse You 02:08
Well I’ll abuse you Yes I’ll misuse you I will confuse you I wanna screw you Yes I do Somebody’s trying To steal my girl It doesn’t matter She’s got the cutest curls I know No it’s not funny anymore Two weeks dead lying on the floor Decomposed body starts to smell Lies to each other we can tell Well I’ll abuse you Yes I’ll misuse you I will confuse you I wanna screw you Yes I do
6.
Trampoline 02:02
I might have just ruptured my spleen Jumping on my friend’s new trampoline I think I finally lost my mind Last night alone I got tazed ten times Sometimes you know it’s hard to compete When you’re always posted up in the way back seat Had a dream last night that I got pulled over And for once in my life I was stone cold sober... Made the drive all the way to Tennessee Then I wrapped another car around a goddamn tree Momma always told me I was born to lose Got toes popping out from under both of my shoes... Next time when I hurt myself Pull my old crutches down off the shelf Stumble down the street past my old high school Hope the new kids all think I’m cool Maybe I’ve been a little out of sorts Fell out of the window of my kid’s tree fort Burnin rubber up and down the goddamn street I got beer cans rolling under all four seats....
7.
Meh 01:37
I don’t want you I don’t care I don’t want you Meet me there Can you make me feel Can you make me feel Can you make me feel Real I don’t want you I don’t care I don’t want you Meet me there Can you make me feel Can you make me feel Can you make me feel Real I don’t want you I don’t care I don’t want you Meet me there Can you make me feel Can you make me feel Can you make me feel Real Can you make me feel Can you make me feel Can you make me feel Real
8.
Way back in 1982 David Crosby got busted with some ludes And Ozzy got arrested Pissing on the Alamo About then I started thinking to myself That I don’t want to be like everybody else Trying out and hoping to make the team Cool kids are hangin out in the quad I’d rather be off the squad Fast forward to 2019 Stupid mother fuckers still trying to make the scene Updating their status and Posting their endless tweets And even though we have some tattoos We don’t want to sound like Blink 182 So we’re putting out music Sticking to the old school beats Cool kids are hangin out in the quad I’d rather be off the squad Just rockin in Mom’s garage We’d rather stay off the squad
9.
Mastermind 02:17
I’m the mastermind Gonna take out all mankind with Some diabolical shit Turn of the screw, flick of the switch I’m the final one To kill James Bond with my golden gun A mad devious plot To incite a war with the first gun shot I’m the evil axis I’ll destroy the masses Blanket the earth In poison gasses Release the vapors Dispatch the fakers Send some motherfuckers To meet their makers Just having fun Hatching a plan to block out the sun And when the sky turns black I’ll turn both keys and launch a missile attack I’m the worst kind of friend Cause I ended up being a dick in the end And I won’t even give a fuck When I’m writing my name in the god damn dust I’m the evil axis I’ll destroy the masses Blanket the earth In poison gasses Release the vapors Dispatch the fakers Send some motherfuckers To meet their makers

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20 minutes of COVID infected basement racket.

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released August 30, 2020

Thanks to Bill at Rainbow Trout Studios, Sarah Randall for all artwork, Lloyd for Abuse You, Mel and the kids for putting up with us every weekend.

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The Dilrods Spokane, Washington

30 minutes of cheap basement racket guaranteed to make you feel like Aunt Mildred’s dirty ashtray after a hot night of bingo bashing. A three piece of sticks, strings and spit wailing like a hound in heat. Put on your best pair of skivvies and get ready to be inseminated with earwax melting, amp rattling, PNW punk and roll. ... more

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